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Caption This!
Let us now what Bode is thinking on this picture. You can submit as many ideas as you like ;-)
Carole: You are the devil man!
Gaja: I know you...you're the oen that stole my medal!!!
Julia: Ha, you´re a looser! I´m gonna catch you!
Monika: Your ass is mine (to kick)!
Dora: HA! Scissors beats paper!
Cody: Is he laughing with me or at me?
Paul: What are you staring at? Do you think you look better in the
skiing suit?!
Melissa: I told you not to steal my beer!!!
Amy: I am gonna poke your eyes out!
Fine: And when someone attacs you just sting in his eyes; you know, like
this...
Fine: What shall that mean: paper wrapps scissors in?! Are you kidding?
Anita: Does this pose look like \'m an authentic rapper??
Anita: HEY! I think my taboggan matches JUST FINE!
Sillygirl: Yeah...You see the spider webs on my suit Herminator...Well you just
wait...when you least expect it an actual spider may sneak up on you and
go like this!!! It's ready to attack just like I am! WHHH hahaha!
A1: Scary, merry... I'll get you on my horns...
Watts: Hermie, I am Spider Man!! WAAAAH!!
Uschi: Do you like being tickled, Hermi?
Patricia: Nananananana..... I won the race! :)
Karenmarie: Eee...hehehe...I'll get you....and that little dog Toto too.
Lex: Look at you, aren't you a cute little skiier...yes you are...yes you
are.
Someone: Maybe if I smile and do something with my fingers nobody will notice
that I've no idea what to do.
Taith: .....pull my finger!
Linda: AAAH You´re the herminator!!! Daron, help me!!
Kim: HA HA!!!! I finished the race and you DQ'ed sucker!!!!!
Sam: You can't have my hat! It's mine! So there!
Kathy P.: I want the BEER you have in your front left pocket!
Fine: That's how I know the direction I gotta go: forward!!!
Vroni: :p Neh neh you loose! I'm the chief and you're a looser!!!! :p
Chickie: I will kick your butt today, tomorrow and everyday from now on Bucko.
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Sam: Isn't it enough that I apologized? Sheeeeeesh!!
Gaja: AAAA....Benni is after me!!!!! I've got to hide!!!!
Monika: WHAT? I won that slalom? Are you kidding?
Vroni: Yeah, I got that snowflake! And that one over there too! Yes, I got
them all!!
Nadine: Ya FIS, I've got the sponsors, they're staying with me! Note that! And I'm
still doing what I want!
Nadine: Hi guys! I'm not coming to the bib draw tonight...Just for info.
Geoff: Time for a brewski!
Biggi: Wow great! Finally made it to the finish. Who cares about the gates I
missed?
Darla: What? Who said I was a vampire??? Say it again and I'll bite you!
Patricia: Aaaaa....Benni don't jump on my foot!!! I will win. It doesn't
matter!
Elina: Hey! Give me fife!
Ines: Karen! It's not me you're kissing!!! That's Benni!!!!!!
Fine: The funniest effect of drinking is definitely my friend, the pink
elephant - hi pinky!!!
Nina: Shut up guys!! I will finish the slalom today!! You will see!
Vlad: Yeah OK, I'm going to get drunk!
Karin: Hey, don't worry that I turned out this time, take it easy, that was
planned. The magazines needed something to write, they asked me and I did. That's funny, isn't it?
Chey: Hey,Jake, your sandwich was so good !!!
Joe: WHOOOO, way too many beers for breakfast...
Fine: Hey, Daron, new haircut? Let me feel...
Stephanie: Ou man. The one door on the right, I missed. So shit!
Ruby: Arrg, forget it! Can´t beat Benni racing like this! I´m sure my
friend Mai Tai and me are going to have a lot of fun in Tunesia!!! See you
guys later - sometime...
Fine: I know I lost but my grin is frozen.
Monika: Look I´m on the video wall! Hey, girls come over!
Fine: Seeee? It snows but STILL I can wear a summer cap! Think about it,
mom! - Karen, would you rub my ears warm?
Federica: Heey, press, look at me!!!! I've got a fantastic one: I'll skip next
races!! Can I have my beer now??
Federica: Hey, hey, flakes, let me catch you!! Jake, faster with that Smirnoff,
you know I've finish ice!! Without it, I'll skip Garmisch, so move
that a**!!
Monika: I´m a vampire! And I want to bite YOU!
Kim: WOO HOO!! I just got the BEST snow wedgie!!
Dora: Hy... girls.... Janica!!! wait!!
Allie: Guess who's from New Hampshire and has a full set of teeth?!
Akakolbman: Ya baby I'm gonna get out of here and have a Carlsberg. Wait better make
that 2.
Lisa: Wait, I'm not ready!
Cody: I hope my teeth are clean.
Spyderman: WooHaa, pass the bong!!
Brittany: Note to self: Gloves with fingers make it easier to flip off the
press.
Ruby: Hey, do not blame that on me! How am I supposed to know, they are
having WINTER Olympics in ITALY! And by the way - in the Olympic golf
tournament I would have been the number 1!!!
Fine: Which one was the middle finger?!
Pawel-Andy: Look! Snow is falling all around ME! Who said I\'m not a king? Those
snowflakes belong to ME!
Uschi: I got to think... there is something important I forgot... wait - ain't I supposed to have skis with me when skiing?
Elina Knutti: Oh non! What am I doing? This race was shit! The next race I want to win! I'm the burner!
Anna: OH my head is hurting so much from a bad hangover.
Nadine: 1, 2, 3... okay stop. Again: 1,2,3... aha okay....97? Yeah, 97 drinks
yesterday. Mhh, cool. Have to tell the press that I need 97 drinks to
get drunk.
Sam: Oh, my brain hurts! Shouldn't have never tried to save my
helmet...
Sam: Is Karen ever going to marry me? She'll never clean up this bus if
we're JUST FRIENDS...
June Wessinger: Ok, sponsors are... Spyder, Barillia, wait, I'm missing some.. Who
are they?
Nadine: Damn, I wanted to have a pinkish helmet and what's that? These colours
ugg. What the hell did they do? Don't they take me serious if I say
something?
Fine: Okay, think a minute:
10am - super g
noon - waking Karen up with a kiss
4pm - ? arrgh, time to get a timer, Bode...
oh, shit - grandmother's at the airport
Gaja:OOh noooooo...I've destroyed another helmet. It was new!! My sponsors
are going to kill me :(
Alice: Ohhh nooo!..Another trophy in pieces!!...I'll have to work hard to
glue it back into one...AGAIN!!
Gaja: Oh dear...Karen is going to be soooo mad when she'll find out that
I'm cheating on her. What should I do?? I know, I'll drink a beer and
then I'll think of something.
Gaja: Oh, darn. This was my worst skiing ever. Benjamin Raich will NEVER
stop teasing me :(
Fine: I knew this wasn't a real restaurant - won't ever take the sushi
again.
Uschi: I should have noticed I am trying to compete in the wrong race when I
saw all these kids in the start gate...
Ruby: Oh man, what a tough race! Tough race after a tough night - very bad
combination! Live could be so much easier with EPO...
Fine: And then there was this spider, think its name was Hermann, and it was
that dark and I was so scaredand...-oh dear, I hate nightmares.
Clausi: What shall I have for dinner this evening: the Barilla tortelloni or better the ravioli...?
Monika: OMG! What happend in the downhill? At least Benni crashed! but I´ll
do my best in SG!
Nadine: Shall I tell them before or after the Olympics that I want to quit?
Jess: Okay, I have to put a stop to having all those vodka-Red Bulls with
noodles... it's making me sick just seeing something reminding me of
that the day after...
Elisabeth: First turn right, then left..straight..left..right..f*** no that
wasn't the way..again..left, right, straight...or was right after left?? Man..I
should have a closer look at the slope next time..5 minutes and not 4!!!
Monika: I´m too old for partying the whole night through after a victory!
Sarah: Fu**! I won! Now, I will have to give interviews...
Sonja: Oh please! Give me a break!
Tjasa: Damn I'm 2nd and Hermina is 1st. Better for him if he doesn't come
near to me again.
Kirtsy: How could I have so many women last night and not remember!
Monika: Oh damn! Slalom just sucks!
Uschi: Noooo, I don't want the bib after Hermann! I am sick of looking at
his butt before the start!
Ruby: Oh no, what did I say again! Think, Bode! Think before you´re
talking!!!!
Anita: Jaoooooo....I really can't believe that Raich is first again!!!!!
Why?!?!?
Camie: Boy I need to grow more hair.
Ashley: 41....40?...uhh..42....forty?...two?...ah-ha..42 bottles of beer on
the wall, 42 bottles of beer...
Karen: The only thing I like when I'm wining is this bottle...
Fine: Quaint thing - all girls really get crazy under my shower.
Elina: Oh yeah! I have won and the next race I'll win again! Hehe!
Mike: HEY Jake I'm pouring this shit out. My beer better be cold. I'm an
American I like my beer cold.
Monika: This always happens when I´m too nervous! :)
Gaja: Oh,darn......I wanted to drink that!!!!!
Sam: See, I really am the king!
Sam: Holeeey shit!! There went my bubblebath for tonight...
Sophia: Yes!!! Now I can go home and have my OWN beer!
Vroni: I am the Champion! Yes, I am!
Darla: Huh? I know that I can make every girl explode, but champagne
bottles???
Fine: Wonder how long it would take till the champagner freezes.
Fine: Ey, Hermann, wanna a try of my victory?!
Gaja: Hey,this is fun....can I do it again?!?
Synthia: Take off your shirt hot young lady in front of me and I will pour
this crystal down your chest and lick it off to celebrate my victory. I'm
the shit.
Gaja: Woah baby...believe me, the bottle is not the only thing erupting, if
you know what I mean. I can't help it, I'm a bad boy :P
Fine: Expensive champagne - fortunately I am the best racer of planet earth.
Corona: Oh, what a pitty that this bottle isn´t a lady.
Petra: Wow, here´s coming champagne out of the bottle.
Nadine: Uu wow, that's white too, sparkling, coming out from nowhere, remembers
bout something...
Evan: Who needs this?! I can WIN the wine company cuz im the BEST!
Ruby: Brilliant, Champagne!!! Already been worrying of how to get over that
nasty hang over from last night...
Uschi: What the hell is THAT???
Gaja: Weeeee....this is just like magic.
Nadine: Good morning honey, beer?
Uschi: Dear grandma, thank you for the lovely pullover you knitted for me... to give you an idea about my other presents, I put some stickers as symbols on it: a visa-card, a car from Chevrolet, etc. Maybe you get an inspiration for next year's Christmas? Love, Bode
Ii: Smile... smile... they won't notice the ugly sweater if I smile...
Ii: Oops... Hi whatever-her-name-was-again's mother!
Lencha: Take the damn picture man, I got to go pee.
Tjasa: Who is this cute girl, who is taking picture of me :P
Uschi: Well, I like it warm when racing... and hot in all the other situations... ;)
Nadine: Smile boy and the girls will be happy" thats what my dad give me as an advice. Didn't he smile enough to my mum coz they're divorced now?
Biggi: Mum, am I allowed to go the slope on my own today? Promise, I'll behave.
Sam: See mom, I brushed my teeth really good!
Anna: GOSH I know I am so hot..but I hate pics.
Elisabeth: Oh shit..I forgot my skis..but: keep on smiling!
Vroni: I'm a spiderman! Watch out! ;)
Stephanie: Hy, my name's Bode Miller and I'm a famous US Skier. But, the job isn't so nice, I want to become Spiderman. And for beginning my new carrier as Spiderman, I wear the Christmas present of my grandparents. They will be lucky, when they see, that I started my new career with the pullover of them. Thank you grandma and grandpa. I love you!!!
Sanya: What are you laughing at? Does it sound so unbelievable if I say that I will win the World Cup once?
Sarah:Mummy, Daddy, I put on my pullover on my own!!
Ruby: When I´m big, I gonna be a superstar!
Fine: Hey daron, it was a good idea to switch the mobile phone on vibrator -
mhm...
Chrissie: Lordy; What sh** did I smoke last night? Sure felt great... Yesterday!
But today I can hardly move my mouth!
Chrisi: Hang loose, be cool, have a bode m. light!!!
Chey: Ah ah! I am so drunk! And nobody notices it!
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